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Tales from the 'life is like this' collection

JUNK ART

A close family member of ours has a great wife of 16 years or so, a daughter, a son - and also a permanent heap of junk.

This heap travels from one room to another, depending on circumstance, but mainly resides in the guest room bed. After long journeys, visitors approach this space in trepidation. Will the heap be removed before they can crash out?

On a recent visit the bed was clear, and no sign of the offending detritus. Had it finally been dispersed elsewhere?

There was a general rush for the bathroom on arrival, and a vacant WC was found in the master bedroom en-suite. But there, carelessly tossed in the bath in all its depressing glory was THE HEAP!

Amusingly this junk has a achieved quite a loving reputation amongst cognoscenti. It is a work of quiet beauty.

Could it warrant an Arts Council grant?