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Tales from the 'life is like this' collection

Last Legs

I have a friend, who in her youth. and till recently, was a hard smoking, hard drinking lady. She has the appearance of a high class courtesan, and never appears without full make-up, and is impeccably dressed.

Although now in her early twilight years, she has remained dedicatedly single, yet has managed to acquire a younger lover, who visits by arrangement.

She has also managed to acquire a range of medical conditions, some potentially life threatening, which now interfere with her amorous pursuits. Recently, I was privileged to receive a breakdown of these conditions, and how they interfered with her love life.

The heart, the pre-diabetic condition, the arm injury and the acid stomach all contributed to her inability to lie down.

I struggled to say something positive helpful so that she could enjoy a vestige of her former love life, and came up with a bright idea.

Well, why not go on top? This surely would solve all predicaments in one!

Her eyes fixed me in outrage.

Well, obviously, you have forgotten my knees!

Game over.